Wednesday, January 31, 2007

You are a douche.

Ever wanted to end a conversation quickly and efficiently? Hand the offending party a douche card, and walk away. Lousy service? Don't want to leave a tip? Douche card. Looking for something to replace those little packets of silica gel inside the new shoes at Walmart? Douche card.

The possibilities are endless.

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Steve works as a software developer for a large software company in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. He runs Windows at home, but he's not above Open Source. He mainly writes code in C#, a touch of C/C++, and hints of woodiness and plum that taper off towards the back of the palate. The nose is a pleasant cherry with lingering strawberry notes.
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